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Checking if it works from imified

2007-09-27T23:53:00.001+05:30

WOW !! This thing ACTUALLY works !! add imified@imified.com to your GTalk and carry on from there ! -- AWESOME !!! -- Tagged ya, Aalaap !

OM !

2006-06-15T14:21:00.000+05:30

Q: How do sadhus have so much resistance against the temptations of the world ?
A: They keep chanting OM... OM .... (Greater the OhM, more the resistance)

Bus Stoppers

2006-04-26T19:01:00.000+05:30

Q: CeeTee and Suyash were waiting at a bus-stop, the bus arrives and Suyash gets on to the bus, but not CeeTee, why ?
A: 'Coz he'z waiting for another bus

Q: Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were waiting at a bus-stop, the bus arrives and Suyash gets on to the bus, but not CeeTee, why ?
A: 'Coz Pran Jaaye, par Bachchan na jaye

Echo Me !

2006-04-26T18:58:00.000+05:30

Q: Kapil dev goes to Echo Point at Matheran and screams "Palmolive", but hears no echo, Why ?
A: 'Coz Palmolive ka jawab nahi

Sherlocked me !

2006-04-25T08:54:00.000+05:30

Q: Once there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town. Everybody was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to their houses. Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.How will u describe this in one word ??
A: Sher-Lock-Homes

Q: After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How will you describe it?
A: Sher-on-Stone

Sahara ??

2006-04-25T08:49:00.000+05:30

Q: Two lovers are sitting on a staircase (also called "jina" in marathi), looking into one anothers' eyes, suddenly they reach the sahara desert. How ?
A: Because "ANKHON HI ANKHON MEIN ISHARA HO GAYA BAITHE BAITHE JINE KA SAHARA HOGAYA"

Underground bell ?

2006-04-22T02:20:00.000+05:30

Q: What do you call when you waiting for an underground bell to ring ?
A: Low-Ding...

2006-04-10T01:33:00.000+05:30

Q: Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

A: COZ the song is HIT.....
(HIT is a cockroach repellant here in India)

So who IS Angelina Jolie's kid ??

2006-03-30T02:10:00.000+05:30

Q: Would Angelina Jolie have a baby boy or a girl ?
A: Neither, She'z gonna have another LOAF OF BR(E)AD

Q: Why will Angelina Jolie decide to quit acting and be a baker ?
A: 'Coz she'll have too many BR(E)ADs to live with

Internet Explorer ?

2006-03-20T00:29:00.000+05:30

Q: Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as InternetExplorer.

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!

2006-03-20T00:26:00.000+05:30

Q: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
A: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye Kuchh bhi karega!

See Saw Tragedy

2006-03-19T23:55:00.000+05:30

Q: An elephant was in love with a
she-elephant.But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song
would our hero sing?

A: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

Akbar.. Humayun... huh ? WTF !!

2006-03-05T18:24:00.000+05:30

(In Hindi)

Q: Humayun Akbar ke baap ka ______ tha. (Fill in the blank)
(psst..Hint: Humayun was Akbar's pa)

A: Naam :D

No Elephano out of da hole(o)

2006-03-04T22:58:00.000+05:30

Q: How do you prevent an elephant from escaping from the mouse hole ?
A: Knot up his tail so he cant escape

A Fried CeeTee ?

2006-02-26T01:46:00.000+05:30

Well, my friends call me a BINDI (Sindhi from Bombay = Bindi :D)

Anyways, yesterday night, Suyash asked me

Q: What do you call a fried CeeTee ?
A: A Kurkuri Bindi (crisp ladyfinger) (Bindi ~ Bhindi = Ladyfinger) :D

Way to go Suyash, I tag ya :)

BAD BAD Jokes

2006-02-14T00:18:00.000+05:30

http://ceeteeblog.blogspot.com

Dad Pusher ?

2006-02-09T14:27:00.000+05:30

Q: What do you call a girl who pushes her dad all the time ?
A: Pushpa (Push-Pa :D)

Alrite, that was a lamer, but then, here'z another one for you

Q: What do you call a girl who pushes her dad off the scooter ?
A: Pushpa Bajaj

Interrupting Cow

2005-12-15T00:48:00.000+05:30

CeeTee: Knock Knock !
Suyi: Whoz' there ?
CeeTee: An Interrupting Cow
Suyash: An Interrupting C...
CeeTee: Moo !!

One Question

2005-12-12T12:06:00.000+05:30

CeeTee: Can I ask you a question ??
Friend: Ok... shoot !
CeeTee walks away smiling and happy :D

Date Of Birth ?

2005-11-30T00:38:00.000+05:30

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Suicide ?

2005-11-30T00:28:00.000+05:30

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Some other PJs

2005-11-13T00:02:00.000+05:30

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A happy dog

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Stupid Amerians :P

2005-11-05T00:50:00.001+05:30

My Grandmother: "I can't find the sloppy disk!"

Customer: "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help.(Referring to Microsoft Defrag.)

Customer: "I'm having trouble with Internet Exposer."

Me: "So, what's your ICQ number?"
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

Co-Worker: "I just bought a new computer."
Me: "Oh? How fast is it?"
Co-Worker: "It's a 56K."
Me: "No, no, the processor speed."
Co-Worker: "Ohh!! DVD."
Me: "..."

This one cracked me up :D
Customer: "Yeah, my Internet Explorer can only save pictures as bumpy files."
(He was saving them as .bmp files.)

Customer: "Backsplash. Backsplash?"
Tech Support: "Backslash."
Customer: "C colon backspl...backslash."

Cable Guy: "Cadle Mobem?"
Me: "Cable Modem."
Cable Guy: "We don't have that."

My Teacher: "Do you have a booty disk on hand?"
Me: (almost losing it) "Don't you mean a boot disk?"
My Teacher: "Oh no. I need a booty disk to make the system booty up."

What's a CPU ??

2005-11-05T00:50:00.000+05:30

Overheard at a bus stop:

"That kid is so freakin' retahded. I had to explain what a CPU was. It's a computah. You know, C-P-U...Com-Pu-Tah."

Common man

2005-11-03T02:11:00.000+05:30

Q: Why are da common people referred to as fruits ?
A: Coz they are the 'AAM' junta

Break his finger !

2005-11-01T01:40:00.000+05:30

Q: How do you break a Paki's finger ?
A: Kick him hard in his crotch

Boom-Boom-Boomer(ang) !

2005-11-01T00:57:00.000+05:30

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

Crocodile Profile

2005-11-01T00:44:00.000+05:30

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Tree ?

2005-11-01T00:34:00.000+05:30

Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.

Snake + Horse = ?

2005-11-01T00:30:00.000+05:30

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Preggie Ms. Pencil

2005-10-26T00:53:00.000+05:30

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant
Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER :D

Bring me to life

2005-10-06T00:09:00.000+05:30

God accidently killed 3 men in a car accident. "HE" decided to let the men pay Him Rs 10 lacs and bring them back to life.
The Maharashtrian and Sindhi are back.
The Gujju is still negotiating.

Kiss-me-not

2005-10-06T00:08:00.000+05:30

CeeTee saw a beautiful girl. He went ahead and kissed her
Girl: What are you doing ?
CeeTee: Masters in Computer Applications from Symbiosis, Pune

Population Control

2005-10-06T00:04:00.000+05:30

A teacher was teaching population control to a group of kids
Teacher: Every second a lady is giving birth to a child in India
CeeTee: Teacher, I think we should find her and stop her

Tissue Paper

2005-10-02T02:03:00.000+05:30

A crow crapped on a Surd. The Surd's wife handed him a tissue. The Surd, all mad, said "The crow's gone, how do you expect me to wipe his ass ?"

'A' for ?

2005-10-01T16:15:00.000+05:30

Teacher : CeeTee, tell me, 'A' for..... ?
CeeTee (not confidently) : Apple
Teacher : Zor se bolo (say it aloud)
CeeTee : Jai Mata Di

Fall differences

2005-09-23T22:24:00.000+05:30

Q: Whats the difference between a guy falling from the first floor and a guy falling from the 21st floor ?
A: The guy falling from the first floor goes "DHUP.......... AAHH" and the guy falling from the 21st floor goes "AAAH...... DHUP"

AM/PM of India

2005-09-21T16:14:00.000+05:30

Q: Why does the Prime Minister of India, Dr Manmohan Singh take walks only in the evening ?
A: Coz' he'z the PM, not the AM.