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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Checking if it works from imified

WOW !! This thing ACTUALLY works !! add to your GTalk and carry on from there ! -- AWESOME !!! -- Tagged ya, Aalaap !

Thursday, June 15, 2006

OM !

Q: How do sadhus have so much resistance against the temptations of the world ?
A: They keep chanting OM... OM .... (Greater the OhM, more the resistance)

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Bus Stoppers

Q: CeeTee and Suyash were waiting at a bus-stop, the bus arrives and Suyash gets on to the bus, but not CeeTee, why ?
A: 'Coz he'z waiting for another bus

Q: Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were waiting at a bus-stop, the bus arrives and Suyash gets on to the bus, but not CeeTee, why ?
A: 'Coz Pran Jaaye, par Bachchan na jaye

Echo Me !

Q: Kapil dev goes to Echo Point at Matheran and screams "Palmolive", but hears no echo, Why ?
A: 'Coz Palmolive ka jawab nahi

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Sherlocked me !

Q: Once there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town. Everybody was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to their houses. Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.How will u describe this in one word ??
A: Sher-Lock-Homes

Q: After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How will you describe it?
A: Sher-on-Stone

Sahara ??

Q: Two lovers are sitting on a staircase (also called "jina" in marathi), looking into one anothers' eyes, suddenly they reach the sahara desert. How ?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Underground bell ?

Q: What do you call when you waiting for an underground bell to ring ?
A: Low-Ding...

Monday, April 10, 2006

Q: Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????

A: COZ the song is HIT.....

(HIT is a cockroach repellant here in India)

Thursday, March 30, 2006

So who IS Angelina Jolie's kid ??

Q: Would Angelina Jolie have a baby boy or a girl ?
A: Neither, She'z gonna have another LOAF OF BR(E)AD

Q: Why will Angelina Jolie decide to quit acting and be a baker ?
A: 'Coz she'll have too many BR(E)ADs to live with