So who IS Angelina Jolie's kid ??

Q: Would Angelina Jolie have a baby boy or a girl ?
A: Neither, She'z gonna have another LOAF OF BR(E)AD

Q: Why will Angelina Jolie decide to quit acting and be a baker ?
A: 'Coz she'll have too many BR(E)ADs to live with

Internet Explorer ?

Q: Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as InternetExplorer.

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!

Q: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
A: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye Kuchh bhi karega!

See Saw Tragedy

Q: An elephant was in love with a
she-elephant.But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song
would our hero sing?

A: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

Akbar.. Humayun... huh ? WTF !!

(In Hindi)

Q: Humayun Akbar ke baap ka ______ tha. (Fill in the blank)
(psst..Hint: Humayun was Akbar's pa)

A: Naam :D

No Elephano out of da hole(o)

Q: How do you prevent an elephant from escaping from the mouse hole ?
A: Knot up his tail so he cant escape