Preggie Ms. Pencil

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant
Which Male pencil is responsible?


THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER :D

Bring me to life

God accidently killed 3 men in a car accident. "HE" decided to let the men pay Him Rs 10 lacs and bring them back to life.
The Maharashtrian and Sindhi are back.
The Gujju is still negotiating.

Kiss-me-not

CeeTee saw a beautiful girl. He went ahead and kissed her
Girl: What are you doing ?
CeeTee: Masters in Computer Applications from Symbiosis, Pune

Population Control

A teacher was teaching population control to a group of kids
Teacher: Every second a lady is giving birth to a child in India
CeeTee: Teacher, I think we should find her and stop her

Tissue Paper

A crow crapped on a Surd. The Surd's wife handed him a tissue. The Surd, all mad, said "The crow's gone, how do you expect me to wipe his ass ?"

'A' for ?

Teacher : CeeTee, tell me, 'A' for..... ?
CeeTee (not confidently) : Apple
Teacher : Zor se bolo (say it aloud)
CeeTee : Jai Mata Di