Date Of Birth ?

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Suicide ?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Some other PJs

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A happy dog

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Stupid Amerians :P

My Grandmother: "I can't find the sloppy disk!"

Customer: "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help.(Referring to Microsoft Defrag.)

Customer: "I'm having trouble with Internet Exposer."

Me: "So, what's your ICQ number?"
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

Co-Worker: "I just bought a new computer."
Me: "Oh? How fast is it?"
Co-Worker: "It's a 56K."
Me: "No, no, the processor speed."
Co-Worker: "Ohh!! DVD."
Me: "..."

This one cracked me up :D
Customer: "Yeah, my Internet Explorer can only save pictures as bumpy files."
(He was saving them as .bmp files.)

Customer: "Backsplash. Backsplash?"
Tech Support: "Backslash."
Customer: "C colon backspl...backslash."

Cable Guy: "Cadle Mobem?"
Me: "Cable Modem."
Cable Guy: "We don't have that."

My Teacher: "Do you have a booty disk on hand?"
Me: (almost losing it) "Don't you mean a boot disk?"
My Teacher: "Oh no. I need a booty disk to make the system booty up."

What's a CPU ??

Overheard at a bus stop:

"That kid is so freakin' retahded. I had to explain what a CPU was. It's a computah. You know, C-P-U...Com-Pu-Tah."

Common man

Q: Why are da common people referred to as fruits ?
A: Coz they are the 'AAM' junta

Break his finger !

Q: How do you break a Paki's finger ?
A: Kick him hard in his crotch

Boom-Boom-Boomer(ang) !

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

Crocodile Profile

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Tree ?

Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.

Snake + Horse = ?

Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!